Uncle Odd By Hannah Walker
You
know how everyone has that odd uncle that’s not really related to you, but
comes every Thanksgiving? Well this story is dedicated to that odd Uncle Bob.
Or Steve. Possibly Larry. Maybe even Donald! Okay so it all started when Alissa
Shnorenborghy decided to have a huge Christmas shindig when it suddenly hit
her! She gave everyone she knew an invitation except her 4th Uncle 6
times removed!! She had hoped the blabber mouth of the family (who would like
to remain anonymous) wouldn’t blab the party to Uncle Odd but to her dismay
Blabber mouth did and sure enough, Oddy called and asked why his invitation wasn't received. She of course had to create a tiny white lie which went like
this: “Um I… see….and then I…. because….she didn’t…the inva…..but…YOU'RE INVITED!!!!!” She lied. Which by the way,
her ceiling would regret her saying that. It turns out Her Odd Uncle loves high
places, like ceilings and chandeliers.
She
set up everything for an absolutely perfect Christmas party, when unexpectedly
the doorbell rang LOUDLY! She frantically raced towards the door and peered out
the peep hole. She was shocked to see her 4th Uncle 6 times
removed!! She was also baffled because her party wasn’t until another week!! She nervously opened her door “Umm are you my
uncle...” she guessed, but before she could finish He seized her hand and shook
it wildly “Well howdy doo sweetie!!!!” he screamed “I haven’t seen you since
you were knee high to a grasshopper!!”
Alissa was very surprised and let her jaw drop so low a fly buzzed in
and out without her noticing! While she
was in shock mode Uncle Odd waltzed right by and rudely nagged “It’s rude to
let your jaw drop peach!” She obeyed and shut her mouth, while thinking about
how her Christmas party decorations where probably going to be ruined.
Uncle
What’s-his-name mysteriously sauntered around her amazingly immaculate house
and nonchalantly robbed her of stray pennies and dollars. Unfortunately she didn’t notice this robbery until
5 days later. He made his way to her bedroom and pitched all of her valuables
out a near-by window, and started replacing her stuff with his junk!!! Alissa
was so bamboozled she froze right where she was standing! She sadly retreated
to her massive library and read a book on patience. She studied and studied
until her eyes popped out (not really)!!! Then fretfully an earsplitting noise
jammed the room! Alissa lowered her book and looked horror-filled as her crazy
uncle waved, sprang to her million dollar chandelier and swung back and forth,
to and fro until he got sick and turned a very pale aqua marine color. Alissa
sprang from her chair and sprinted to the nearest phone to call 911! The V.F.D.(Voluntary
Fire Department)burst through her beige walls which as a result started a chain
reaction that tore down her expensive library. The enforcements removed Uncle
Weird from the premises and gave Alisa a check for all the damage and a
restraining order to keep Uncle Quack-a –doodle away from her, her house, and
anything that belonged to her at a 10 mile radius.
THE END!!!
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