What Goes Around
Comes AroundBy Hannah Walker
Before you start reading
this story I would just like you to remember this phrase: What Goes Around Comes Around. Jerry Colden stood in a wide
open field, dozing drowsily, and singing.
“Oh I must be the smartest boy in the world!!!” He laughingly sang. He
had dispassionately stolen a Red Flash 360 Wonder-Riffic Super –Duper Extra Spectacular Jumbo Jordan
Crazy Kite from Tom and
Daughter’s toys. Tom’s daughter Sherry was working the cash register and
getting ready for her hard earned lunch break. When Jerry sauntered in
excitedly and humming ‘This Little Light of Mine’. He dug in his pocket for his
6 weeks’ worth of allowance cash when he realized it must have eased its way
out of his pocket at some point of his trip!
He was temporally devastated when suddenly he realized he had all the
perfect objects for an insane robbery. But Sherry didn’t notice any of this ludicrousness,
she was enjoying a very difficult game of chess on her phone when Jerry pulled
out a dangerous ice cream scoop, She retreated below the counter and made a vow
to herself stating that the next time he ever need help she would ignore
him. Then Jerry dragged the kite out the
market door. He cleverly dodged 3 police officers. And once he reached the
Rosey Creek Lake Jerry chucked the fingerprint infested scoop into the water so
no one could trace the crime back to him. He gleefully climbed up the Rosey
Creek Lake Hill and manually assembled the stolen merchandise. The instructions
stated A went around 5, 8 goes around W, B goes around 6, and Jerry learned
what goes up must go down.
Now we are caught up to
the present time. He stood there idle and slightly chilly because of a slight
breeze, humming This Little Light of Mine, when suddenly the wind picked up by
80%! Meanwhile at The Toy store, Sherry
was finally getting ready for her hard earned lunch break for the second time,
when suddenly the TV on the wall that was playing on Red Flash 360 Wonder-Riffic Super
–Duper Extra Spectacular Jumbo Jordan Crazy Kite commercial loop switched to a news flash, which was cleverly thought-up
by Tom. The news flash reported that a terrible tornado was going to hit Waiter
County, which is where the whole story takes place.
Jerry thought he was heavy
enough and stubbornly didn’t move. He was so stubborn that he ignorantly
ignored that the sturdy oak trees were being uprooted. Then suddenly the wind
swiped him off his feet! He surprisingly but unfortunately held on to his
stolen kite which made him rise even higher!!! All through the park he screamed
and shouted “Help!!! Help!!! I’m flying!!!!” but nobody helped him because he
was such a pain. Then suddenly Sherry swished by on her bike only to discover
that her vow would come in handy sooner then she realized!!! She merrily
ignored him and waved a cell phone and Ice cream scoop in the air. Then she
jubilantly called 911 to report the Once-in-a-life time event.
He coasted through the air for hours
until he finally reached a Marvelous Oak Tree.
The kite string caught onto a branch limb and stopped him from his doom.
The wind blew and blew him mercilessly until he started crying hysterically. He
hung with a heavy heart for a couple hours, like a Fat Acorn. The squirrels
were getting a little scared of the hysterical crying when suddenly a pink Ice
Cream Scoop knocked Jerry in the head! Sherry was leading a gang of police men
towards the scene. The Fire department followed behind the police and the same
with paramedics. They all crowded behind the Great Oak and started cutting the Red Flash 360 Wonder-Riffic Super –Duper Extra Spectacular Jumbo Jordan
Crazy Kite wire string. The paramedics took one glance at the situation and left
immediately. In fact everyone who came
to the scene laughed hysterically! Jerry felt terrible because of what he had
done. He sincerely apologized and returned the kite and Ice cream scoop, once
he had recovered from all the blood rushing to his head he wished he hadn’t stolen the kite.
