WHAT'S THAT DISNEY SONG????? Day 2

Okay so I guess this is the theme for the rest of this month, WHAT'S THAT DISNEY SONG!?!?!?!


                                                       TODAY'S SONG:

I have often dreamed of a far off place
Where a hero's welcome would be waiting for me
Where the crowds will cheer when they see my face
And a voice keeps saying, this is where I'm meant to be

I'll be there someday, I can go the distance
I will find my way if I can be strong
I know every mile, will be worth my while
When I go the distance, I'll be right where I belong

Down an unknown road to embrace my fate
Though that road may wander, it will lead me to you
And a thousand years would be worth the wait
It might take a lifetime but somehow I'll see it through

And I won't look back, I can go the distance
And I'll stay on track, no, I won't accept defeat
It's an uphill slope but I won't lose hope
'Til I go the distance, and my journey is complete

But to look beyond the glory is the hardest part
For a hero's strength is measured by his heart

Like a shooting star, I will go the distance
I will search the world, I will face its harms
I don't care how far, I can go the distance
'Til I find my hero's welcome, waiting in your arms

I will search the world, I will face its harms
'Til I find my hero's welcome, waiting in your arms

      

yesterday's song: Son Of Man from Tarzan :)

The Golden age of Disney

Do you know where this is from? 


       If not go back to 1999 and get a childhood!


     
Oh, the power to be strong
And the wisdom to be wise
All these things will
come to you in time
On this journey that you're making
There'll be answers that you'll seek
And it's you who'll climb the mountain
It's you who'll reach the peak
Son of Man, look to the sky
Lift your spirit, set it free
Some day you'll walk tall with pride
Son of Man, a man in time you'll be
Though there's no one there to guide you
No one to take your hand
But with faith and understanding
You will journey from boy to man
Son of Man, look to the sky
Lift your spirit, set it free
Some day you'll walk tall with pride
Son of Man, a man in time you'll be
In learning you will teach
And in teaching you will learn
You'll find your place beside the
ones you love
Oh, and all the things you dreamed of
The visions that you saw
Well, the time is drawing near now
It's yours to claim it all
Son of Man, look to the sky
Lift your spirit, set it free
Some day you'll walk tall with pride
Son of Man, a man in time you'll be
Son of Man
Son of Man's a man for all to see

Dark Chocolate

Dark Chocolate By Hannah Walker

Now I know you're thinking “Oh great it’s another version of Hansel and Gretel!”  But it’s NOT it’s a version of a story not told very often for who knows why. Now to start the story we are going to place you in the middle of the 1800’s. Exactly 30 years before the beginning of the Gold Rush a baby boy was born. His parents were rich but suddenly poor after a terrible accident. They became farmers. His mother as a result received a terrible lisp. When they were in the delivery room the baby boy’s mother had a surgical mask on and no one could understand her. She desperately wheezed “Could I have some dark chocolate please?” but it sounded like “da da da den da dama cleeze?” which her husband thought was a perfect name for the baby boy. So there it was.  He was named Damocles. Damocles lived a very difficult life mostly because of his name. And thirty years later he still didn’t understand why he was named Damocles and not one of the popular names like Benjamin or Charles.  Around the same time an unscrupulously rich baby Girl was born and named Gloria. Now let’s fast forward to around the time the Gold Rush started.

Damocles moved and built a home in California; Got married, and had a couple kids. He bitterly followed in his father’s footsteps and became a farmer. Being a farmer Damocles was very poor and didn’t make a lot of money. He had the “perfect” life as some people call it. But of course some drama happens because without drama the story would be pretty boring. He got jealous yes jealous J-E-A-L-O-U-S.  Now I know that doesn’t sound tooooo exciting but believe me it gets juicy. He was jealous partly because he had traveled all that way and hadn’t struck it rich yet. And partly not two days before today his neighbor won the best wagon award and revived a brand new oxen team paired with a brand new silver plow! What did you think I was going to say a brand new car!?  So Damocles was feeling sorry for himself and he went into town hoping to find a deal on a slightly used Oxen Team. He was briskly studying his very cheap watch when he fortunately bumped into Gloria or ‘The king of Gold’. She had been the first person to strike it rich and was often referred to as the ‘King of Gold’. “Whoa! It’s you! You’re the- the king of Gold!” stammered Damocles. “Yep it’s me and don’t ask for a loan either!” rudely drawled Gloria. “H-h-h hi your majesty!” quaked Damocles. “Hey calm down my life isn’t that great. And none of that your majesty stuff!” gruffly lilted Gloria or the ‘King of Gold’. “Your life is the best!” happily Whistled Damocles. “Yeah well how bout you take my place for a week ‘betcha couldn’t survive my life!” truthfully Joked Gloria. “Bet I could!” crossly queried Damocles “Okay I’m going on vacation next week so you can fill my spot then.” Gallantly snickered Gloria.

So that was that Damocles was going to be the ‘King of Gold’ for a week. And boy was he happy too! Bright and early he woke on be king of gold day and wolfed down breakfast. He didn’t even have time to hug his kids and wife goodbye. Damocles snuck out of the house. Unfortunately he didn’t tell his wife where he was going and boy he’s going to wish he did sooner or later. He arrived at Gloria’s amazingly big mansion and was very excited. “So you’re really going through with this huh.” Bluntly guessed Gloria. “Whoa! Where did you come from!?” franticly trembled Damocles “Never mind that well here are the keys see ya and Hawaii here I come!” jubilantly jested Gloria and with that she sped off into the sunrise. Days went bye and boy was he living the life of luxury. He was right in the middle of listening to the top 25 hit songs and brutally attacking some fried deer meat or as some people call it venison. When a bomb broke through the glass, rolled down the stairs, and exploded in the kitchen! Right at that point Damocles dropped his venison and almost puked. ”Number three!” expectantly shouted one of the servants. “What! Someone call the police or the bomb squad or the F.B.I. or my wife or something!” fearfully rambled   Damocles. “This happens all the time calm down!” calmly emitted servant number 2. ” I’m done that’s it someone get me home!” abruptly retorted Damocles. So he noisily looped home only to find his farm gone! “Honey is that you?” nervously entreated his wife. “Where is the barn!?” loudly beseeched Damocles. “You left so we left we thought you died and the worst part is I married Craig our neighbor! sobbed Damocles’ wife “ “Sorry daddy!” scornfully chortled one of Damocles’ kids. “What!!!!!!!!”Surprisingly screamed Damocles. Now I don’t think you want to listen to Damocles crying so, to end this story don’t be jealous unless you’re Damocles because in that case you have a right to be jealous. I mean c’mon! Damocles’ neighbor stealthily got his wife and won a new oxen team and silver plow. And to think it could have all been avoided if Damocles’ mother got her dark chocolate   .

BURRITO BOWL WARS!!!!!!

Hey Hey! Sorry I didn't write yesterday! I was in West Virginia. It's pretty beautiful this time of year actually. Anyway...... So you know how Chipotle is reaaaallllly goooood? If not it's a mexican restaurant that serves the BEST burrito bowls EVER!!!  But all good things come to an end unfortunately.  So when ever we go to Chipotle you have to hid your food or it's .....

               BURRITO BOWL WARS!!!!!!

Rules of the Game:

• Get your food 
• Make sure you add some sort of awesome sauce salsa
• Get your chips
• Sprint to the car!!!
• Hold your food on the way home
• Eat
• Eat
• Eat
• Don't eat all of it!
• Wrap it up
• Write your name on the container
• hide in the fridge

   Make sure you hide it well in the fridge because the devourer (my dad) comes to seek, kill, and destroy!!!

       Unfortunately I didn't complete all the steps and this morning instead of eating delish Chipotle breakfast I found almost  4/5 of my food GONE!!!  I went through the house looking for the culprit but I had a strong feeling that it was my DAD Because my mom's a vegan and my burrito bowl had sour cream, steak, and cheese. My sister is out because she HATES Mexican food. So it was my DAD!!!! Anyway after I convicted him the rules are he has to buy me a new one and that's where he is right now. Hope he gets back intime for lunch...

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Change your name

Change your name Hannah Walker

“Ahh what a cool quiet morning!”  Thankfully stated Mr. Bill Ortega.  Bill was an elderly man who had 9 fearfully hyper- active grandchildren and 2 great grandchildren.  “HI Grandpa!” lovingly shouted Carolyn.  Carolyn was the newest Grandchild. She was staying at Her Grandpa’s house for the weekend. She loved stories especially Bills (or her Grandpa).  “Tell me a story! Tell me a story!”  “Hi cutie pie!” happily answered Bill. “Tell me a story!” loudly sang out Carolyn. “Which one?” cheerfully asked Mister Bill or “Grandpa”. “A brand new one!” jubilantly jested Carolyn.  “Okay well have you heard Pecos Bill and The Grand Canyon?” heartily guessed Grandpa “Who?” coolly petitioned Carolyn “Do you mean the big hole in the desert?” Grandpa laughed and started his story with- “Okay well…

It all started on a cool Monday afternoon when a man named Pecos Bill stepped outside and tasted the wind. He knew at once that one day he would ride the wind. Now I think that Pecos meant he would ride a bronco really fast and not a tornado! “What!!!!” eagerly interrupted Carolyn. “Yes a tornado, and if you don't mind I would like to finish the story.” Jokingly scolded Grandpa. “So uhh… where was I?” He fretfully questioned “Oh yes Pecos was tasting the wind and loving it!”  He was as eager as a bear in salmon season.  All the other guys –who had a brain- thought he was crazy. One day Pecos waltzed into a saloon at high noon. “Howdy yall I got a wild tale for ya! Sang out Pecos Bill. “Will this one be true?” Rudely joked Trudy the Saloon Waitress. “Ha Ha do you wanna hear my idea it or not!?” sarcastically but sternly countered Pecos. He gruffly addressed. “I want to ride a tornado not a bronco not a bull but a TWISTER!!” “Are you cra-?!” screamed Trudy. But before she could finish Pecos bolted out the door. He dashed home and watched the news. He watched and watched until the first day of August 12:54 p.m. the worst twister was arriving in 20 minutes. Although Pecos was not the sharpest knife in the drawer he knew he was not going to miss this cyclone.

He whipped out his lasso and caught the whirlwind. “YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”  He squawked.  Pecos Bill was having the ride of his life!  He rode over the great valleys of Kansas.  Pecos flocked to New Mexico.  He glided through Oklahoma and even stopped and had dinner with Pa  and Laura Ingles.   Pecos thought this fun would never end but before he could slip on his parachute the windstorm DIED. By died I don’t mean “Hack Hack Cough Cough Help I’m Choking!!! I mean it stopped when he “tasted the wind”. Whoosh! Pecos fluttered to the ground and fell so hard he made a huge hole that we call today the ‘Grand Canyon’. “What happens next!” impatiently begged Carolyn. “Well if you hush and keep quiet you will see!” brutally dictated Grandpa. Now once he recovered from the impact Pecos got up and acted like nothing happened, Right after he went to the hospital and got stitches for a nasty gash on his right leg right below his knee. “So what’s the moral of the story?”  Gently implored Carolyn. “Nothing he learned nothing.” Happily claimed Grandpa. Now I know you’re wondering how Grandpa knew Pecos’ scar was on his right knee? How did he know he learned nothing?                       

Pecos Bill changed his last name after the adventure and he changed it to ORTEGA.

Smookies

Have you ever had a Smookie? If not, Here's how you make one:
                                                                                                     

                             Smookies
What you'll need:

• Chocolate Chip Cookies
• Marshmallows
• Microwave
• Napkin
• Lemonade
• Some Neighbors

Put a marshmallow between the cookies and heat in the microwave for 20 seconds 

Smush together and VOILA!!! SMOOKIES!!!!

Enjoy with a cool glass of lemonade and watch the neighbors cut their grass!!

~Toodles :{ )

Mother's Day and Dance Moms

Hey Everybody! I think you know what today is! Mother's Day! The national day to celebrate Moms! What did you do today? We cooked-out. And I have some news for all you Dance Mom's Lovers!!!


MY BEST FRIEND'S DANCE TEACHER IS BEST FRIENDS WITH
ABBY LEE MILLER!!!!!!

Okay so that's enough fangirling....

~Toodles : { )

Pinterest

So like 5 minutes ago I was on Pinterest looking at The Hunger Games Pics. and came across this...

My life is a LIE!!!

So this morning I was like "OMG CAN'T WAIT FOR A NEW EPISODE OF ADVENTURES IN ODYSSEY (my by far all time favorite audio drama) TO COME ON!!!!"  I have their magazines, facebook account,posters, and follow them EVERYWHERE. In this months' issue it CLEARLY stated that the part 2 of a very serious cliffhanger was gonna come on TODAY!!! It was a matter of to get married or leave a depressed boy all alone to live in his burned down house (a result of arson) and die a terribly lonely life.

So I finished homeschool and was about to take my shower when I realized today was the day!!! I logged on the website only to find that they HADN'T UPLOADED IT YET!!!! I started to throw a fit. Literally!!! I rolled around on the floor and screamed "LIES! MY LIFE IS A LIE!!!!" and "THOSE DIRTY STINKIN' ROTTEN NO GOOD LIARS!!!" And then my mom was like " R U K!!!???" and I started screaming and rolling around on the floor again. X[ and then my mom was like "Take a shower to calm yourself down!" I eventually got up and turned the bathroom into my own little sauna. Once I finished my shower I refreshed the page over and over again, But to no avail (It didn't work).

Then we went out to the store for 3 hours and then once I came home guess what!!!???IT WAS THERE!!!!! I started to jump up and down and then I picked up my (clueless) sister and spun her around the room. I was like "PENNY'S GETTING' MARRIED!!!!!!"  But guess what!!!!??? The episode left off on an even BIGGER cliffhanger that stated that she needed premarital counseling!!!! And I think you know how I responded to that one.....

Well that's all for now!
~Toodles :{ )

WORMS.

Don't you just wanna kill 'em all!? Uhhhhhhgggggg I CANNOT STAND WORMS!!!!!!!!
Okay, sorry 'bout that... I just had to vent on something....

You see.......

About 10 minutes I was outside bringing in groceries and then I  see a jolt of movement in our bushes. I-of course- screamed, loudly and my mom was like "What is it!!!" I then I literally lost it. No I mean I dropped the groceries and jumped leaped into the car and tried to shut the door but my mom was like "Stay CAAALLMM!!!!!!" I just screamed everytime they flinched. The seemed to be in some sort of synchronization (meaning that they all did a gross bloodcurdling twitching thing every 10 seconds) and it DROVE ME CRAZY!!!! After 10 minutes of coaxing I finished bringing in all the groceries. Then I decided to read The Fault in Our Stars inside. And it was such a nice day too! :(

~Toodles

Kites :(

Hey everybody! You won't BELIEVE what happened yesterday!!!   So you know how it was really windy about 1 yesterday?Well we decided to go fly 40'" kites. 

My sister's wouldn't work but mine was a work of art! She asked me if she could use mine and being the FAB sister that I am, I let her use it. BIG MISTAKE!!! You know how in the cartoons people blow away while flying kites?

 Well it turns out that my sister needs to put on weight. She was carried to the other side of the field and then LET GO of my BEAUTIFUL  KITE and it blows away into the woods and gets STUCK in a TREE!! After all this I realized I received 5 rope burns and multiple grass stains for a reward!

                 THE END

~Toodles :{ )

In an Alternate Dimension near the Sea….

In an Alternate Dimension near the Sea…. 

In an Alternate Dimension near the sea, a family lived but they weren’t like you or me. Goldie was the Mother of the family. She was married to Sticks and they had an amazingly brilliant son named Tuna. In the beginning of the story I said this family wasn’t like you or me. The fine line of fiction or nonfiction is easily crossed. In this case the only thing stopping my story from the professional title Nonfictional is the fact that this family isn’t titled Human, The gross family are actually cold blooded FISH. 

Now I know you’re wondering FISH!? Will this be interesting? Probably not. But you’re very welcome to stay and read the rest of this boring story. Unfortunately if you leave this paragraph unread you’ll miss the very important moral, which I’m sad to say won’t be spelled out clearly. You’ll have to read between the lines for the solution. So to start the story we will begin by repeating the title sentence which is, In an alternate dimension near the sea….

Goldie Fish impatiently called out to her son “Tuna! Come down! We need to go food shopping!!” She called “Don’t make us late! We don’t want to miss the show!”  Tuna rolled down the stairs in his air bubble. He always stayed in his bubble so he could breathe on human territory. Sticks hobbled out of the swimming room and angrily refuted “Do we have to go now!? Can’t we just go Freddie’s kids and Chips?” he fumed “Swimming in the Sea is on!”  Goldie completely ignored him and dragged Tuna out the coral reef that was shaped like a door. The fumingly tense family swam to Land World (because Walt Disney land was too expensive) and choose three air splash zone seats. Later on Tuna wanted some Food so the whole family glided towards the snack patio.

Sticks quickly grabbed his camera and Goldie gave her binoculars to Tuna. The fish family furiously waited on and on until they spotted the perfect catch. Goldie excitedly hollered “There It is!!! The perfect dinner! She’s perfect!!” then Tuna curiously beseeched “How can you tell its gender?”  And Sticks pride -fully answered “if the swimmer wears a swimming cap it’s a girl and if the swimmer wears speedo wear it’s a boy! It’s super obvious!!” Of course you and I know that he was ridiculously wrong. For instance I wear speedo wear all the time and I’M A GIRL!  The family rolled out a surprisingly long rod and attached a very attractive pearl to the end. Then they carefully clamped a clam onto the bottom of the line which consumed the pearl, and lowered the invention into the pool. Instantly the Female swimmer noticed the treasure and took a hold of it. Once she grabbed the pear, the fish family reeled the line in and captured the swimmer. Then they wrapped her in a bag and carried her home. I know this story vaguely resembles something you have probably done before, but in the strange alternate dimension you never know what will happen… 

THE END!!!

 And if you didn’t catch the moral go back and reread the last paragraph, the message is quiet yet important