In an Alternate Dimension near the Sea….
In an Alternate Dimension near the sea, a family lived but they weren’t
like you or me. Goldie was the Mother of the family. She was married to Sticks
and they had an amazingly brilliant son named Tuna. In the beginning of the
story I said this family wasn’t like you or me. The fine line of fiction or
nonfiction is easily crossed. In this case the only thing stopping my story
from the professional title Nonfictional is the fact that this family isn’t
titled Human, The gross family are actually cold blooded FISH.
Now I know
you’re wondering FISH!? Will this be interesting? Probably not. But you’re very
welcome to stay and read the rest of this boring story. Unfortunately if you
leave this paragraph unread you’ll miss the very important moral, which I’m sad
to say won’t be spelled out clearly. You’ll have to read between the lines for
the solution. So to start the story we will begin by repeating the title
sentence which is, In an alternate dimension near the sea….
Goldie Fish impatiently called out to her son “Tuna! Come down! We need
to go food shopping!!” She called “Don’t make us late! We don’t want to miss
the show!” Tuna rolled down the stairs
in his air bubble. He always stayed in his bubble so he could breathe on human
territory. Sticks hobbled out of the swimming room and angrily refuted “Do we
have to go now!? Can’t we just go Freddie’s kids and Chips?” he fumed “Swimming
in the Sea is on!” Goldie completely
ignored him and dragged Tuna out the coral reef that was shaped like a door.
The fumingly tense family swam to Land World (because Walt Disney land was too
expensive) and choose three air splash zone seats. Later on Tuna wanted some
Food so the whole family glided towards the snack patio.
Sticks quickly grabbed his camera and Goldie gave her binoculars to
Tuna. The fish family furiously waited on and on until they spotted the perfect
catch. Goldie excitedly hollered “There It is!!! The perfect dinner! She’s
perfect!!” then Tuna curiously beseeched “How can you tell its gender?” And Sticks pride -fully answered “if the
swimmer wears a swimming cap it’s a girl and if the swimmer wears speedo wear
it’s a boy! It’s super obvious!!” Of course you and I know that he was
ridiculously wrong. For instance I wear speedo wear all the time and I’M A
GIRL! The family rolled out a
surprisingly long rod and attached a very attractive pearl to the end. Then
they carefully clamped a clam onto the bottom of the line which consumed the
pearl, and lowered the invention into the pool. Instantly the Female swimmer
noticed the treasure and took a hold of it. Once she grabbed the pear, the fish
family reeled the line in and captured the swimmer. Then they wrapped her in a
bag and carried her home. I know this story vaguely resembles something you
have probably done before, but in the strange alternate dimension you never
know what will happen…
THE END!!!
And if you didn’t catch the
moral go back and reread the last paragraph, the message is quiet yet important
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