Thursday, December 24, 2015

Goodbye from this site, and Hello from the next.

Merry Christmas everyone!

I'd like to thank you so much for sucking by me through this. This blog has had its' ups and downs, but you guys still stuck through it. And I'm so grateful. Oh god, I promised myself i wouldn't cry. I'll definetly miss you fateful reader. It's you, that kept this thing going as long as it did. 
So this is goodbye from this blog, and hello from the next.

Wonderful Holiday Wishes,

Hannah


Monday, December 7, 2015

Important Note

So, I'm incredibly sorry for that really long break, but i've decided something.
  This blog will be closing on, Thursday the 24 2015.  
Honestly, this blog has been an adventure, but, with everything going on, and the fact that this is the last year i'll be a 'Tween', I think it's appropriate.
And,I'm sorry to say, I haven't been updating like i should be, so that's a problem as well.
Wow,I feel like an author from fanfiction tell the reader that the story will be cut off.
So many questions unanswered, problems unsolved. But I promise you, it's for the best.
   But! Do not fret!  I won't be gone from the 'Blogging world' forever. I'll still be on  http://twistedfablesats.blogspot.com/ 

You (if you already haven't) should TOTALLY check it out! It's just stories, and the occasional rant about a book....

     So, thanks, and farewell, until the last post.
~Sayonara

Monday, November 9, 2015

Guess the Lyric

He-yo!!!!
Sorry it's been super long, but I completely lost track of time.hehe.
 So, it's been a while since i did a guess the lyric thingy. Soooo, here we go! BTW, this will be a little bit harder, not Disney.




Stems and gears, oh how the daisies bloom
When chandeliers light up the engine room
Can you feel the drops as it starts to rain
There's an underwater Ferris wheel
Where I found the missing link to this island chain

Home will always be here, unseen, outta sight
Where I disappear and hide
I think dreamy things as I'm waving goodbye
So I'll spread out my wings and fly

Home is a boxcar and it's so far out of reach
Hidden under umbrella beach

Home will always be here, unseen, outta sight
Where I disappear and hide
I think dreamy things as I'm waving goodbye
So I'll spread out my wings and fly

I'll spread my wings and fly

Home is a boxcar and it's so far out of reach

Hidden under umbrella beach




Disclaimer! I don't own this song! All credit goes to the original artist!!!

Saturday, October 31, 2015

Extremly Short Autors Note

Yo Whovians!

As you know, yesterday was the grand opening of my new blog;http://twistedfablesats.blogspot.com/

Sorry it's so short, but you can find more info at the site.

    Thanks!

Signing out,
          ~Hannah

Wednesday, October 28, 2015

UPDATED Reading List

OMG I'm so sorry i haven't done this in a while, so here it is! My updated reading list!!!!
BTW, Anything Highlight in Red, I HIGHLY SUGGEST YOU READ(they were my favorites at least...)!!! :p

  • The Hunger Games-Suzanne Collins
  • Divergent-Veronica Roth
  • The Uglies -Devin Grayson, Scott Westerfeld, and Steven Cummings
  • The Fault in Our Stars-John Green
  • Under the Never Sky-Veronica Rossi
  • Shatter Me-Tahereh Mafi
  • The Selection-Kiera Cass
  • Legend-Marie Lu
  • A ring of endless light-Madeleine L'Engle
  • Paper Towns-John Green
  • The Mortal Instruments-Cassandra Clare
  • A Series of Unfortunate Events- Lemony Snicket
  • Dust Land Chronicles-Moira Young 
  • Leviathan- Scott Westerfeld
  • The Maze Runner-James Dashner
  • The Infernal Devices-Cassandra Clare
  • Twilight-Stephenie Meyer
  • I am Malala- Malala Yousafzai
  • Gone-Michael Grant
  • Looking For Alaska-John Green
  • The Lightning Thief- Rick Riordan
  • The Book Thief-Markus Zusak
  • If I Stay-Gayle Forman
  • Graceling- Kristen Cashore 
  • Battle Royale-Koushun Takami
  • Running out of Time-Margaret Peterson Haddix
  • Life as we knew it-Susan Beth Peffer
  • An Abundance of Katherines- John Green
  • Eleanor & Park- Rainbow Rowell
  • Me and Earl and the Dying Girl-Jesse Andrew
  • Reawakened-Colleen Houck
  • Dorothy Must Die-Danielle Paige
  • The Daughter of Smoke and Bone-Laini Taylor
  • The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants-Ann Brashares
  •  Tiger Lily-Jodi Lynn Anderson
  • Shiver-Maggie Stiefvater
  • Wool-Hugh Howey
  •  Frozen Fire- Tim Bowler
  • Hush Hush- Becca Fitzpatrick
  • The Forest of Hands and Teeth- Carrie Ryan
  • The Winner's Curse(series)-Marie Rutkoski
  • Ashen- Mike Mullin
  • Armageddon's Children- Terry Brooks
  • Criminal- Terra ElanMcvoy
  • Out of my Mind- Sharon Draper
  • Insignia(series)-S.J. Kincaid
  • The Darkest Minds(series)-Alexandra Bracken
  • Boneshaker-Cherie Priest
  • Grasshopper Jungle- Andrew Smith
  • Wake(series)-Lisa Mcmann
  • The Shadow Society-Marie Rutkoski
  • Red Queen-Victoria Aveyard
  • Nil- Lynne Matson

  • Thursday, October 22, 2015

    The Divided Fall

    The divided fall By Hannah Walker
         Once upon a time, in a land where you never assumed, per se, that a field was empty; there were 4, innocent, robust, oxen, who were temporarily residing in a seemingly empty field.  But, to their untimely fortune, or lack thereof, this field was not empty, oh no, this was the field of a legendary lioness. This lioness was the epitome of all other lionesses. She was remarkably swift, had perfect timing, and mind-bogglingly marvelous hair. There was just one chip in her perfect record, well; actually, there were four chips in her incredible record. Four sturdy, but daft oxen, that were practically impossible for this prodigy.
          The oxen always managed to slip out of the Lioness’ reach! Every time she got remotely close to the herd, ‘ORRRK!!!’ and they would gather together in a living, breathing, pointy hoop that would butt out the lioness every time she got near. But today, she had a really strong intuition that she would feast on hamburgers, for all four oxen were there and oblivious to her, and oh wait they are quarreling!!! Yes! Nothing is better than quarrelling!   She realized this was her best chance!
          This argument among the beast, started like this; the foolish oxen were still enjoying their munchies, when one ‘whacked’ another with its tail. This lead to another ‘whack’ in that direction, which humorously mistakenly went to the wrong oxen, this lead to ‘whacks’ being passed all around the group, and soon, the whole pack was quarrelling about who started the ‘whacks’. Since no one confessed, they were in a highly furious stage, so each ox irresponsibly left the pack, to a desolate corner of the field, alone. The lioness found this better than surreal, and swiftly struck each one at a time, leaving no time to ‘Ork’.  And being a rather large field, the oxen didn’t notice the lioness until it was too late. And soon, every ox was sadly devoured, and the lioness left the field, exceedingly content.


    United We Stand, But We Will Fall Divided

    Wednesday, October 21, 2015

    The Argonauts By Hannah Walker

    Hey-o everybody!!!
     This is Hannah, with a brand new story!!! Hope you like-y :P

    The Argonauts By Hannah Walker
    Once upon a time, there was a highly macho, manly hero/sailor named Jase, but, he wasn’t alone, he had ten immensely enormous crewman, The Argonauts.  They sailed the seven seas and more, altogether, they were the most loyal groupies any macho man could ask for. Did whatever they wanted, whenever they wanted. These crewmen usually had free will over what direction they went. And Jase usually was below deck, sleeping or eating, never paying attention to what was above deck. But today was different, and the Argonauts could sense it. It all started when Bob was nervously swiping the poop deck-and doing an awful job- when Captain Jase peered out of the scuttle. Bob was the rookie on the ship, and was known to be rather jumpy, and to top it all off, had never seen the captain, only heard dreadful of him. And Jase was a sight today, he had spent the last two months under, so he was a sickly gray color. He yelped in surprise, and that turned the head of Ferb. Ferb was the head sailor, inspecting Bob’s work, and jumped back in surprise when Bob yelped. He slipped on Bob’s abandoned sponge, and went sailing in the direction of Jase. He landed on the captain, who was now enraged. “Everybody!!!” he roared, “Meeting in captain’s quarters now!!!”  Confused, they all followed him down.


    “We are going to see Phineas!!” he finally declared. Ferb, who had just politely closed the door behind him, fell through it. “What!?” he screeched. “Yes, this is non-negotiable, we are sailing ASAP.” Jase lazily answered. “But…” He continued, “No!” Jase, suddenly agitated, hollered. “All of you leave.” So away they went, more perplexed than ever before. As you can imagine, they didn’t just arrive there right then, it took them about, six weeks before they got there. They sailed peacefully, no one fought, died, or complained. All went well on their voyage, but all was not well across the great Aegean sea, where elderly king Phineas dwelled. For three years before, the mighty king of gods Zeus, had blinded Phineas, and cursed him; with three Harpies.-harpies were a horrific mixture of ugly old women and falcons- to steal his food whenever he tried to eat. Whenever the helpless king tried to eat, they would swoop down and violently attack his food, He hadn’t eaten in up to three weeks, and he was starving.


    So, when Jase, and the Argonauts arrived, they arrived prepared. They set traps. To everyone’s surprise, two of the Argonauts could fly, Ferb, and Bob. They were oddly the sons of the North Wind. They laid a feast for the starving king, and as planned for, the Harpies tried to swoop down and madly wolf down the dinner. But, the brother chased them away, far far away. So they could never attack the poor old man, every again. Extremely grateful, the king rewarded the Argonauts with his knowledge of the sea, and many ways to escape danger in even the most seemingly impossible situations.

    You Never Know Who You Hire.

    Tuesday, October 6, 2015

    Caleb

    Bad News everybody, :(
     Caleb from Bratayley, died from heart failure on Saturday.  He was only 13.


    We will miss you Caleb!!


    Captive by Hannah Walker

    Hey everypony!!! It's Tuesday!! And do you know what that means?
     Nothing in particular, but somewhere out there it's somebody's birthday!! In honor that person(s) special I have posted a story below that has nothing to do with birthdays!
     ~Enjoy!!

    Captive by Hannah Walker
        Once Upon a Time, during a fierce war, an extremely unfortunate trumpeter happened to be at the wrong place and at the wrong time. Mind you, he didn’t carry out some diabolical plan; he didn’t even do anything wrong, but thanks to his immense history for ill-timing, don’t be surprised that the soldiers thought he was doing something suspicious.  In-fact, he was only looking for an appropriate mute, for his current one was starting to peel. Unsuccessfully the soldiers thought he was an enemy spy trumpeter, not a regular trumpeter, so they attempted to seize him after hollering a loud “For the King!!” 
      
    The Trumpeter was immensely confused by the sudden outbreak of, ‘For the King!!’ And decided to run for his life, but was held back by the group of loyal-to-the-the-king soldiers. Shocked but terrified, he groveled for his life, pleadingly crying, “You see that I am unarmed, so let me be, for I was only looking for a mute!!!”

    Dumbly Usurped, the soldiers gave him a perplexed stare, then the General smartly snapped back, “You may not be a fighter, but you are now part of this war.” Now it was the Trumpeter’s turn to be perplexed, as he made a questioning grunt, the General explained further. “You will not fight, but will tag along, as our own, official Trumpeter!”  Rudely smirking he added “As our Captive.”
    Music can inspire. Good or Bad? Only Time can tell…

    Wednesday, September 30, 2015

    TWISTED FABLES, and then some...

    Dear Readers,

     I have decided, that I will, transfer all my stories to another blog, titled
    TWISTED FABLES, and then some...

    I hope this doesn't inconvenience you in any form, but it's just a little bit easier for me.

      But do not fret!!! I'll still post the stories on this blog, but TWISTED FABLES, and then some... Will be strictly stories.
    In fact, i'll put the link below, to make sure everything goes as planed.

    http://twistedfablesats.blogspot.com/

    This new blog will be coming up October 30,2015 , so don't miss it!

         Thanks for reading!!!
           ~Toodles :{ )

    Monday, September 28, 2015

    Honesty By Hannah Walker

    Honesty By Hannah Walker
        Once upon a time in a land, far, far away, there was an Woodman, He made an honest income steadily chopping wood and during one blazing, golden, summer afternoon, he was doing just, that. He was chopping to such a steady rhythm, he didn’t realize that he was sweating profusely, and before he could stop it, his axe flew from his grip, into the river! He squealed in horror as his prized axe plunged down into the blue unknown. As he descended to his knees to weep eternally for his prized possession; his only way to earn income, he heard a glorious buzzing coming towards him. As he turned to look, he fell to his knees once again; for, hovering above him was the messenger of the gods, Mercury.
          “Ahhhhh!” the Woodman screamed, tumbling backwards, because the Official Messenger of the gods didn’t usually make house calls. “Oh, stand up, you coward!” he irritably bellowed. “I have lots of wishes to grant, so don’t think you get any special treatment.” He sighed “Let me guess, you found a magical golden lamp and you have a flea ridden monkey. Well sorry, I don’t do the genie thing anymore.” The Woodman was obviously puzzled but told the messenger,   “I-I- I lost my-my axe in the river!” The Woodman quaked. “Oh, that truly is awful isn’t it? Much better than poofing up a dress for some dye blonde, how can I help?” Mercury impatiently consoled. “Uh, I thought you-you could find it?” The Woodman stammered.  “Well than, let’s start!” he briskly appealed. And with that, he suddenly dived into the deep blue.
         He was up in a matter of seconds, with a glorious golden axe.  “AHA!!” he loudly sang. “I have found it Mr. I Dream of a Jeanie!”  But, being honest from ever since he could remember, he gloomily countered, “You are mistaken, for that is not my axe, but of much greater value.”   The bronze messenger  rolled his eyes and mumbled something like, “ungrateful little...“   and before The Woodsman could retaliate, he was under again.  This time, when the planet returned, he was carrying a silver axe. “This has to be it!”  He hopefully shrieked, but the Woodsman only shook his head. Mercury, without a look at the mortal, lunged into the river, muttering something like “He must be crazy…” 
     And this final time, when he arrived, he was carrying the Woodman’s old, prized axe. “Oh! That is my axe!” He joyfully cried!  Mercury, eagerly pleased, energetically screamed, “Yes Yes YES!! You did it!!” The Woodman formally cheerful, was now, very, very confused. “I, what?”  He carefully asked, remembering the time when his mother told him, “Crazy people can’t control their emotions, slowly back away and turned to run for his life, when Mercury pulled him back to the river. “Finally!” He gratefully exhaled “I’ve been looking for someone as honest as you since, well, the kid with the monkey!”  Seeing that the Woodman was clearly still confused he raised the two axes the Woodman refused, and gave them to the startled peasant.  “A gift, for the most honest person I’ve met in a long while.” Mercury explained. And before anything more could be uttered, he was gone.  

        Later that day, the same woodman was bragging about it in a bar, when the bartender decided to try the same tactic, for she was low on cash.  So, she lugged an ancient, rusty axe down to the waterway and, as soon as she threw the instrument into the river, the mythical fire ball appeared.  “I have lost my axe!”  She deceitfully cried, and sadly pointed to the river. And as before, the planet threw himself into the river and came up with a golden axe. “Yes! That is it!” the deceitful bartender joyfully jested.  But the planet could see through the lie and replied, “You have tried to cheat the gods out of a precious gift and for that, you will get neither of the axes. And with that, Mercury zoomed away, leaving two different people the same lesson, Honesty is the best policy.

    Wednesday, September 23, 2015

    Eagles and Jackdaws

    Eagles and Jackdaws By Hannah Walker
    Once upon a time, a very long time ago, when eagles and shepherds didn’t get along, a vastly graceful eagle, who had something in its beak, plunged down from the heights of Rysy[1] to a small field below, seized an innocent petite lamb, and carried it away. Meanwhile a Jackdaw, who was also in the field and curiously examining the spectacular feat, felt suddenly envious.
     Curiously, the Jackdaw noiselessly landed on a Ram and tried to carry it away, imitating the Eagle, but to his avail, he didn’t even rouse the ram. Trying and trying again but never succeeding. In-fact; he only dangled his claws into the wool. Regrettably stuck, and realizing his horrid mistake, the Jackdaw cried mournfully.  
    Fortunately, someone else was in the field, a Shepard, who previously was sleeping on the job, was awakened by the cry of the Jackdaw. Startled, he scanned the field only to find the humorous sight. Slightly chuckling, He caught the bird, clipped its wings: paralyzing it forever, and brought it home to show off his family. Now realizing the horrific mistake he had made, the Jackdaw mourned his lost ability to fly and forever became the Shepard’s prize. And When anybody asked how he caught the creature the Shepard answered, “He pridefully believed that he was an eagle, and tried to carry away one of my rams, But I’m sure he will now recall,” gesturing to the clipped wings, “The horrid repercussions, and that he is in fact, a jackdaw.”
    You need not compare, for fear you might lose what you have. Do not wish to be another bird, if it is graced with gifts, for you will ‘lose your wings’.




    [1] Rysy (Slovak: Rysy, Polish pronunciation: [ˈrɨsɨ]; German: Meeraugspitze, Hungarian: Tengerszem-csúcs) is a mountain in the crest of the High Tatras, lying on the border between Poland and Slovakia. Rysy has three peaks: the middle at 2,503 m (8,212 ft); the north-western at 2,499 m (8,199 ft); and the south-eastern at 2,473 m (8,114 ft). The north-western peak is the highest point of Poland; the other two peaks are on the Slovak side of the border, in the Prešov Region.

    Monday, September 14, 2015

    Kindness By Hannah Walker

    Kindness By Hannah Walker

        Once Upon a Time, a ghastly serpent succeeded in surprising an innocent eagle and wrapping around the neck of the bird. Unfortunately the Eagle couldn’t reach the back of his neck, which also means, he couldn’t reach the corrupt Serpent with his beak, or claws. The Eagle even soared into the sky to try to shake off the unscrupulous creature. But that horrific Serpent only held on tighter, so the woefully overcome Eagle dropped to earth gasping for air.

        Meanwhile a Countryman, who was mindlessly day-dreaming, caught sight of the bizarre scene. In pity for the unfair fight, he rushed to the damaged bird, and removed the vile creature from the Eagle’s neck. The Eagle was absolutely delighted, the Serpent, however, was enraged. He tried to find a chance to bite the heroic Countryman but couldn’t, so he struck his drinking horn while the Countryman wasn’t looking, thus contaminating the horn with deadly venom.

         The Countryman, seeing that his work was done, departed home. But he became rather thirsty, filled his horn with water from the clear stream, and was about to swallow when he heard a breathtaking call from above. Bewilderment acquired the Countryman and he lowered his horn slightly; and witnessed the Eagle lunge down and seized the deadly horn from his startled grip. The Eagle swiftly bolted away to distribute the horn elsewhere, somewhere, where no one would ever find it.



    Never underestimate an act of Kindness, for it is almost always repaid.

    Friday, September 11, 2015

    New Book List and Reviews!!!



    • The Hunger Games-Suzanne Collins
    • Divergent-Veronica Roth
    • The Uglies -Devin Grayson, Scott Westerfeld, and Steven Cummings
    • The Fault in Our Stars-John Green
    • Under the Never Sky-Veronica Rossi
    • Shatter Me-Tahereh Mafi
    • The Selection-Kiera Cass
    • Legend-Marie Lu
    • A ring of endless light-Madeleine L'Engle
    • Paper Towns-John Green
    • The Mortal Instruments-Cassandra Clare
    • A Series of Unfortunate Events- Lemony Snicket
    • Dust Land Chronicles-Moira Young 
    • Leviathan- Scott Westerfeld
    • The Maze Runner-James Dashner
    • The Infernal Devices-Cassandra Clare
    • Twilight-Stephenie Meyer
    • I am Malala- Malala Yousafzai
    • Gone-Michael Grant
    • Looking For Alaska-John Green
    • The Lightning Thief- Rick Riordan
    • The Book Thief-Markus Zusak
    • If I Stay-Gayle Forman
    • Graceling- Kristen Cashore 
    • Battle Royale-Koushun Takami
    • Running out of Time-Margaret Peterson Haddix
    • Life as we knew it-Susan Beth Peffer
    • An Abundance of Katherines- John Green
    • Eleanor & Park- Rainbow Rowell
    • Me and Earl and the Dying Girl-Jesse Andrew
    • Reawakened-Colleen Houck
    • Dorothy Must Die-Danielle Paige
    • The Daughter of Smoke and Bone-Laini Taylor

    Graceling: Absolutely Loved it!! It's about a futuristic world where some humans have evolved and have superpowers, and they are called the Graced. 

    Battle Royale: I already did a summary on that. Check it out below!

    Running out of Time: This might be one of my favorites, it's a book about a girl who thinks she lives in the 1800s but later finds out that she lives in the 90s

    Life as we Knew it: It's about a world where, once a asteroid crashes into the moon, it moves closed to earth, causing volcanoes and tsunamis.

    An Abundance of Katherines:Well, it's a John Green book so I laughed and cried. Not much more to it.

    Eleanor and Park: LOVED IT!!!

    Me and Earl and the Dying Girl: Perfect! I can't wait to see the movie!!

    Reawakened: Once an Egyptian Prince wakes up after 1000 years to find his brothers, he needs help from a girl. Stuff like that's hard, even for a New Yorker.

    Dorothy Must Die: What would happen if OZ wasn't a dream? If Dorothy went BACK to Oz? Was named Princess of the whole country? If the power went to her head? If she's trying to steal all the magic there? And the only way to stop her is to get ANOTHER girl from Kansas?


    Thanks for reading!!!
    ~Toodles :)

    Tuesday, August 25, 2015

    Why Change?

                  
    Why Change?
        Susan the crow was contentedly flying on the north side of the C.A.R. (Central African Republic) kingdom. She made her way over the gloriously beautiful garden which belonged to the king. “Oh what a joyfully glorious morning!” assumed Susan in a state of revere. Abruptly torn from her thoughts she discovered vibrant colors dancing through the king’s garden. “Peacocks!” chortled Susan.


     She flew over the garden every week, but she never saw anything like this! “Maybe I can pretend to be one of those birds and join the party!” jubilantly exclaimed Susan. Hopelessly she quickly glanced over her shoulder only to examine that her feathers would never make the cut. The peacocks would detect that she was not one of their kind.

    She suddenly received the notion of pasting old peacock feathers to her plain rear feathers. Susan thought this was a sharply thought out plan. Unfortunately she didn't see that it was a hilariously dumb idea.
         Gleefully she swooped down to the palace garden and started to retrieve as many shed feathers as her miniscule wings could carry. ”Oh, I am so clever!” dreamily snickered Susan. She then sloppily slapped on the stolen feathers. Any other birds looking at her would think she was cray-cray.

       Nonchalantly she strutted into the garden wearing her stolen feathers. At once the music stopped and all the peacocks gawked at her, rudely stared and some even impolitely shouted very hurtful names. Such as (and I quote) “Imposter!” and “Go back home!”  They speedily crowded around the frightened crow and pecked at her. 

    All the stolen feathers and quite a few real feathers were successfully ripped off. Susan rapidly burst out of the circle, flew away, and was never heard from again. MORAL, be you and don't change for anyone.



    Sunday, August 23, 2015

    Uncle Odd

                     Uncle Odd By Hannah Walker

    You know how everyone has that odd uncle that’s not really related to you, but comes every Thanksgiving? Well this story is dedicated to that odd Uncle Bob. Or Steve. Possibly Larry. Maybe even Donald! Okay so it all started when Alissa Shnorenborghy decided to have a huge Christmas shindig when it suddenly hit her! She gave everyone she knew an invitation except her 4th Uncle 6 times removed!! She had hoped the blabber mouth of the family (who would like to remain anonymous) wouldn’t blab the party to Uncle Odd but to her dismay Blabber mouth did and sure enough, Oddy called and asked why his invitation wasn't received. She of course had to create a tiny white lie which went like this: “Um I… see….and then I…. because….she didn’t…the inva…..but…YOU'RE INVITED!!!!!”  She lied. Which by the way, her ceiling would regret her saying that. It turns out Her Odd Uncle loves high places, like ceilings and chandeliers.

    She set up everything for an absolutely perfect Christmas party, when unexpectedly the doorbell rang LOUDLY! She frantically raced towards the door and peered out the peep hole. She was shocked to see her 4th Uncle 6 times removed!! She was also baffled because her party wasn’t until another week!!  She nervously opened her door “Umm are you my uncle...” she guessed, but before she could finish He seized her hand and shook it wildly “Well howdy doo sweetie!!!!” he screamed “I haven’t seen you since you were knee high to a grasshopper!!”  Alissa was very surprised and let her jaw drop so low a fly buzzed in and out without her noticing!  While she was in shock mode Uncle Odd waltzed right by and rudely nagged “It’s rude to let your jaw drop peach!” She obeyed and shut her mouth, while thinking about how her Christmas party decorations where probably going to be ruined.

    Uncle What’s-his-name mysteriously sauntered around her amazingly immaculate house and nonchalantly robbed her of stray pennies and dollars.  Unfortunately she didn’t notice this robbery until 5 days later. He made his way to her bedroom and pitched all of her valuables out a near-by window, and started replacing her stuff with his junk!!! Alissa was so bamboozled she froze right where she was standing! She sadly retreated to her massive library and read a book on patience. She studied and studied until her eyes popped out (not really)!!! Then fretfully an earsplitting noise jammed the room! Alissa lowered her book and looked horror-filled as her crazy uncle waved, sprang to her million dollar chandelier and swung back and forth, to and fro until he got sick and turned a very pale aqua marine color. Alissa sprang from her chair and sprinted to the nearest phone to call 911! The V.F.D.(Voluntary Fire Department)burst through her beige walls which as a result started a chain reaction that tore down her expensive library. The enforcements removed Uncle Weird from the premises and gave Alisa a check for all the damage and a restraining order to keep Uncle Quack-a –doodle away from her, her house, and anything that belonged to her at a 10 mile radius.   

                                                                  THE END!!!

    Who will bravely bell the bitter Cat

    Who will bravely bell the bitter Cat       By Hannah Walker

    About 20 years ago, a nasty group of mice hastily sauntered into an amazingly gigantic mansion. Two joyfully retired zebra trainers lived there and their names were Nelson and Jesse. This happily married couple had a HUGE Kitchen with the most gloriously wonderfully tasting foods that came from all over the world. Late at night the mice would stealthily but eagerly sneak into this massive kitchen, nonchalantly rob it of its fruits, meats, and certain delectable dairy products (cheese), and proudly march two by two back to their mouse condo under the floorboards of the couple’s house.

     Frankly this trick confused the couple and one fateful morning they formed a huddle. “What are we going to do?”  Wailed Jesse.  “I got it, we shall purchase a fur ball!” cried Nelson. The smug couple pleasingly did just that. Punctually, the mouse family went out to steal the valuable treats only to discover an enormous feline smack dab in the middle of their path! The cat awoke to detect the new playmates and eagerly pounced on the 9th mouse. This amazingly continued on for days and days until there were only 4 swiftly moving brave mice left.

              

      Right before the routine robbery the mice had an insanely bright discussion. “We need a plan!” decided the 3rd mouse. “Like what!?” disagreed the 2nd mouse. “I got it!” unexpectedly exclaimed the 4th mouse,”  “We can tie a jingle bell to the violent mouser!” snobbishly stated the 4th mouse. “Perfect idea now who will do it?” wisely countered the brightest and wisest mouse.  Embarrassed and ashamed all the mice spoke no more.     

    Thursday, August 20, 2015

    UPDATED Reading List 2015 and REVIEWS!!!! #FanGirling

    Okay so now I have updated my reading list!!


    • The Hunger Games-Suzanne Collins
    • Divergent-Veronica Roth
    • The Uglies -Devin Grayson, Scott Westerfeld, and Steven Cummings
    • The Fault in Our Stars-John Green
    • Under the Never Sky-Veronica Rossi
    • Shatter Me-Tahereh Mafi
    • The Selection-Kiera Cass
    • Legend-Marie Lu
    • A ring of endless light-Madeleine L'Engle
    • Paper Towns-John Green
    • The Mortal Instruments-Cassandra Clare
    • A Series of Unfortunate Events- Lemony Snicket
    • Dust Land Chronicles-Moira Young 
    • Leviathan- Scott Westerfeld
    • The Maze Runner-James Dashner
    • The Infernal Devices-Cassandra Clare
    • Twilight-Stephenie Meyer
    • I am Malala- Malala Yousafzai
    • Gone-Michael Grant
    • Looking For Alaska-John Green
    • The Lightning Thief- Rick Riordan
    • The Book Thief-Markus Zusak
    • If I Stay-Gayle Forman

    Reviews 



    Honestly, I'm still in tears from The Clockwork Princess, but NO SPOILERS

        I thought that Twilight was, terrible, Edward and Bella do not have a healthy relationship
        
    I am Malala, geez, where do I start!!???   It was a beautiful story about standing up for what's right, no matter what the cost are. Like is said, Beautiful.

    I'm not done with Gone, yet, so uh, yeah...

    Looking for Alaska,was yet another masterpiece by John Green, and yet again, I cried at the end.

    The Lightning Thief, is something that I had been meaning to read, and just put off,
    I really wish I didn't.

    The Book Thief, is an underrated classic. Jeeez why don't people talk about this book like they talk about Harry Potter?
    If I Stay, was an amazing book! One of my favorites, a definite read. 






    K.K. So thanks sooooo much for reading!
    I'm expecting a HUGE book haul soon, so, hopefully by the end of September I'll have some pretty awesome books!   #Fangirling
    Maybe, I'll make a vid!!! ;{P    

    ~Toodles :)





    Monday, August 17, 2015

    For so on and so forth

       For so on and so forth By Hannah Walker
    It all started with a party. All the Grasshoppers where having an insanely loud gathering. “I hope the ants don’t crash the party again!” murmured Steve the Grasshopper. “Knock Knock” someone pounded at door. “Hello?” answered Craig.  “You guys really need to start gathering food for the winter!” nagged Chrissy the ant. “Yah Yah yadda yadda yadda, we know we know!” quibbled Craig. “Okay you guys make fun of us now, but when we’re having a massive Thanksgiving Feast and you guys are fighting over a nut don’t come begging for food!” countered Chrissy  “You wish!” objected Craig  Now at this point I feel like I should intrude and tell you that this is one of the key points in the story. Right now the Ants and the Grasshoppers are fighting over who is right. You probably know that the Ants are right about storing food for the winter, but on the other hand you want to take the Grasshopper’s side and PARTY!!!!! So to get back to the wildly written story lets visit the Ants fort.

    “Heave ho!” the Ants were working hard preparing for the brutally harsh winter. “Three party invitations!” miffed Jenny the Ant. “What!” exclaimed Chrissy the Ant. “Chrissy! Throw these away!” seethed Jenny “okay, so does that mean that we won’t go to the party?” hopefully jabbered Chrissy. “Of course it means we won’t go to the party!”  Strictly Barked Jenny. “We have a lot of food to store before we can even think of partying!” “Of course.” bitterly Groaned Chrissy. So Chrissy tore the letter into tiny itsy bitsy pieces (which is very hard for an ant since they don’t have thumbs!).So the winter came and incredibly it broke all the forest records! As the wise ants undeniably predicted it was very cold and almost impossible to find food! The ants had so much food they cockishly started making up silly holidays such as… Feast Day, Make-you-fat day, and break-your diet-day!  They were right in the middle of a new holiday called, I’m fat and I know it day and reading Matthew 25; 40=Whatever you did for one of my brothers or sisters, No matter how unimportant [they seemed],You did for Me.


     Suddenly there was a pleadingly loud pounding at the door. This was significantly made out of acorns and tree bark which was cleverly held together with grass and maple sap. ”Happy I’m fat and I… OH it’s you!” Stammered Chrissy the ant. “Um... We heard you guys were having a 15th Thanksgiving or something and were wondering if you guys would give us some of your leftovers?” beseeched Craig the Grasshopper. “Uhhh… let me check with Jenny.” Replied Chrissy. “Jenny!” screamed Chrissy. “What’s up… oh? It’s Craig the carelessly rudely acting Grasshopper! Scornfully joked Jenny. “Hi Jenny! Would you lovely ants spare some food for us Grasshoppers?” tensely trembled Craig. “Do you REALLY think that after all the invitations and hurtful teasing that I will REALLY give you food?!” Angrily roared Jenny. “Well I hopefully presumed…” “It’s okay!” giggled Jenny. “Really!” lilted Craig. “Of course we may be strict but that doesn’t mean we’re heartless!” Laughed Jenny. She was right, the ants who in fact were strict were NOT heartless! So to wrap things up the ants and the grasshoppers had the best I’m- fat- and- I –know- it feast. The Grasshoppers triumphantly defeated their I’m-late-and-I-know-it problem!  The next summer the ants AND the grasshoppers worked and neither of them went hungry that winter or the one after that and the one after that and so on and so forth. 

    Order Out

                               Order Out
     “Vow!” all zose neat treats are for me!?” hungrily exclaimed Hans.*  He peered through his blond eyelashes to discover his mother Isa Glottonburgy* happily staring down at him.    
              
    *Hans- Large Boy,Brown Hair, 9 years old, German,Neverfull, Eats everything, Lives in Germany 

        Relations- Mother: Isa Glottonburgy      Father: Kristoff Glottonburgy DEAD 

    His mother Isa was the Great Great Great Granddaughter of the old witch person that lived in the Gingerbread house. So it’s no surprise that he was a little umm… Huskey. Now I know that you're wondering “destructively? Did he eat a bridge!?” And yes and no at the same time.  To be Accurate he ironically ate a dam.  This is quite funny according to the story. And I think we should get back to the story. So um… where did we leave off? Oh yes “Vow!” all zose neat treats are for me!?” hungrily asked Hans. His mother had made an amazingly gigantic meal. It was thanksgiving but the children still had to go to school “Vhy yes vecause my witlle Hansy Wansy Poo deserves them!” replied Isa Hans’ Mother.  “Vut no treats until after school vunderstand?” strictly but softly admonished Isa. “Vat! OH I mean okay. ” Loudly screamed Hans. “Now git!” jokingly insisted Isa. Hans joyfully skipped to school (which was very hard considering how umm… Round he was). One of the dikes near the school was very old and was starting to crumble.

     It was cracking and had lots of patches where various people had to fix the dike to make sure the town didn’t flood. But to Hans’ misfortune some young lad who would like to remain anonymous was playing with a ball the night before. He bounced the ball surprisingly to the exact spot where the oldest patch was and without him knowing it the ball hit the patch and it started to peel off.  At exactly 8:26 a.m.  The patch slowly made its way to the ground. Right at that time Hans’ ambled toward the exact spot where the patch fell off. “Vow! A free piece of chew chew gum!” merrily chortled Hans. He was about to gobble up the gum when he realized that it was NOT gum but a piece of tar. Now Hans isn’t the sharpest pencil in the drawer but wasn't stupid either. He then realized that if he didn’t stop the hole he would die and if he died then he would not be able to eat the ‘neat treats’.   It had not slightly occurred to his miniscule mind capacity that the whole town would be flooded and die too.  So he reached into his pocket and pulled out a stick of butter that he was saving for lunch.


    Honestly I don't understand how he did it but he rubbed his butter stick onto his finger and hastily shoved it into the growing hole. He helplessly waited and waited for someone to come and bring him some food instead of helping him repair the hole or even advice on portion control. He was pitiably bored and as if it couldn't get worse it started to snow. And since he was right next to the dike the ice from the water blew over the dike and onto poor helpless Hans. Right when he was about to give up hoping that the water was frozen enough to hold up in time for home to bolt home get three hamburgers and sprint back.  Then out of the blue a random homeless guy named Joel appeared and happened to have a patch kit with him.  Then suddenly the whole population of Holland dashed to the spot Hans was.  They crowded around him and celebrated his bravery. “HIP HIP HOORAY!!”  Hans was VERY grateful and jolted home only to find all the food was gone and a pile of chicken bones all over the place. “OH! Honey is vat you?” worriedly asked Isa. “Vwat happened!?” hysterically shrieked Hans. Isa explained “vell I started to taste test all the food and it kept escalating from there! I’m sorry Hans but we can always order out.”   

    Tuesday, August 11, 2015

    MLP wars

    So this morning me and my sister had an argument about who is the best pony on My Little Pony. Things got a little bad.....  

    Afterwords, my mom wanted to send my Dad a text, telling him what happened. 
        Here's how it went.


    HEy, still there?
    If not, my sister wanted to tell you that she broke the pinkie pie teasing rule, by taking my favorite pony-pinkie pie- and throwing her on the ground and stomping on her and rubbing her against the porch.
    At the end of this, I threw her favorite pony-Twilight Sparkle- in a bush.
    She cried and then found the pony, and I pulled her out of the POISON IVY
    ~The End
    of my version

    Thursday, August 6, 2015

    Chuckie.

    Okay, so, like when people ask me why I hate the doctors, it's not because of shots, it's because of a, some what scaring memory.
                                                                 IMPORTANT
     When I was 5 I had a Strawberry Shortcake doll, but I played with alot so the red hair turned to a red-ish orange and it was starting to turn to an olive colour. 

    So me and my mom go to the doctors for an annual check up. It was a-surprisingly cliche'-stormy night so the power was kinda in-and-out.  We check in and wait in our room for the nurse. Nothing wrong yet right?  Anyway, I sat in the chair for a while then put my (Creepy) Strawberry Shortcake doll in  the examining chair. Then the lights flicker off and the nurse comes in. It was Cindy (She usually watched scary movies at night, in this case, Chuckie).

     The room lights slowly. She stops,Her eyes widen so much I thought they were gonna pop out, Screams "AHHHH IT'S CHUCKIE!!!", Drops her tray, and runs out of the room.

    After about 10 minutes of listening to muffled cries & talking, she comes back in, apologies and stick a harpoon in my arm.


    1. Okay, so it wasn't a harpoon, 
    2. They were taking blood. 
    3.  It hurt.
    After the blood sucking, she gave me a lolly, and sent us on our way.     

    I threw out the doll that night. 

    But the strange thing is that my sister (who wasn't alive during that creepy night) came in my room about a week ago, showed me a dirty Strawberry Shortcake doll and said,

    " She missed you."

    Monday, August 3, 2015

    My Birrrrrttthhdaaaayyy!!!!!!

    Hello all you people!!! Tomorrow is a VERY SPECIAL DAY!!!

       In case you're wondering, it's the DAY THAT MARKS MY EXISTENCE!!!!!

    Otherwise know as My Birthday!!!! :)


    Thanks for all the Birthday Wishes!!


    And Thank YOU, yeah you,

    THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR READING!!! 


    LUV UZS XP 

    ~Hannah  #TheBirthdayGirl


    Wednesday, July 22, 2015

    I AM SICK.

    So I just Got a Terribly terrible Cold yesterday and Decided to read(and Finish) PaPer Towns, Let me just Say that I am a huge fan OF Random Capitulation. I just started Blood Red Road by Moira Young and The Maze Runner by James Dashner. So Far, So Good. Honestly I've been informed that the Dust Land Chronicles are better than The Hunger Games but, I don't know for sure. I'll update you when I finish the book.
     As for The Maze Runner, My bestie Megan told me that she absolutely LOVED The Maze Runner. So off to bed with me.

    Okay this summer, so far I've read...

    • The Hunger Games-Suzanne Collins
    • Divergent-Veronica Roth
    • The Uglies -Devin Grayson, Scott Westerfeld, and Steven Cummings
    • The Fault in Our Stars-John Green
    • Under the Never Sky-Veronica Rossi
    • Shatter Me-Tahereh Mafi
    • The Selection-Kiera Cass
    • Legend-Marie Lu
    • A ring of endless light-Madeleine L'Engle
    • Paper Towns-John Green
    • The Mortal Instruments-Cassandra Clare
    • A Series of Unfortunate Events- Lemony Snicket
    • Dust Land Chronicles-Moira Young 
    • Leviathan- Scott Westerfeld
    • The Maze Runner-James Dashner

    I'll Make a new list every time I read something new/good enough to make my AwesomeSauce List.


    The best thing about getting sick is that I have received an order from my mom/nurse to stay in bed. Sooooooo   MORE READING!!!! and Blogging.
       But It also means that I have to drink the family healing tea. Passed down from generation to generation, a recipe that may taste AWFUL but will knock out ANYTHING YOU MAY HAVE.         Lets gust say that Mint,Lemon,Thyme, and Ginger don't taste to good together. uhhhhkkk.  X(



    ~ Toodles :{ )




    Sunday, July 19, 2015

    A great ring of pure & endless light

    A great ring of pure & endless light
    Dazzles the darkness in my heart
    And breaks apart the dusky clouds of night
    The end of all is hinted in the start

    When we are born we bear the seeds of blight
    Around us life & death are torn apart
    Yet, a great ring of pure & endless light
    Dazzles the darkness in my heart

    It lights the world to my delight
    Infinity is present in each part
    A loving smile contains all art
    The motes of Starlight spark & dart
    A grain of sand holds power & might
    Infinity is present in each part

    And a great ring of pure & endless light
    Dazzles the darkness in my heart.


    ~Madeleine L’Engle 

    A ring of Endless Light

    Tuesday, July 14, 2015

    Cecil By Marlee Sinagra

    Cecil By Hannah Walker and Marlee Sinagra
    Cecil waited in the old, cold, and surprisingly moldy attic. She waited for years after Cassidy left her there. Cassidy was her best friend. She took her to the park and everywhere else. Treated her like a human being an act which, nobody else did. Cassidy grew up but still loved Cecil. But at some unfortunate point they grew apart. And one day she left Cecil in the attic. Cecil waited and waited until she finally realized Cassidy wasn’t coming backHer Pain turned to anger and that turned to a Raging Revenge, Plotting a sinister revenge year after year. Meanwhile Cassidy moved on with her life, Went to college, got married, had kids, and grandchildren. Her grandchildren were named Baily and Taylor. And they were coming over for a visit. Cecil snuck out every night at midnight and worked on her plan. She would find a child that she approved of and made a doll sized copy to control them. But on one fateful night she met up with Baily. She froze. And Baily called over Taylor who, scooped up Cecil at first glance, swooned over her, and took her to the room they were staying at. 
    Cecil transformed into a frozen mess to receive pity. Bailey went to the kitchen to get a glass of warm water but before she could turn of the faucet she heard a bloodcurdling scream. She sprinted up the stairs to the room only to find Taylor looking into the distance. Baily approached her and turned to Taylor. Her eyes were black instead of a dark blue. And Cecil was in the dollhouse attic. That night and the nights that followed the house guest and servants disappeared one by one. Chaos filled the streets and Family’s disappeared. But whenever they heard a shriek they found a doll instead of a person. No one was safe. The government issued a lock down on the state. The dimwitted police didn’t even think that the disappearances were related to the dolls. Cassidy kept her family in one room. And she slowly lost any human connection. She was anxious, to the point of having to let Baily hold the family together. The Taylor with black eyes never said anything so when. Baily tucked her in bed and pretended to hit the stack herself. She was clever enough to plan to stay awake all night. But sleep overtook her. She dosed for only a minute. But awoke to see Taylor gone! “Cecil!”

     She sprinted through the house screaming her name. And when she reached the door was open and a dollhouse-identical to the one in their room-held a group of dolls that were gathered around Cecil!!! And they were talking and walking without anybody holding them! Before she could react to that Taylor appeared in the doll house! But she was in a doll shape!!! Cecil peered through a window and sounded an alarm that roused all the other dolls. They attacked and turned Bailey into a doll! Cecil explained her plan of vengeance to Bailey and Taylor and constructed a fake Bailey to not rouse any trouble.  “Let’s Get Cassidy!!!” shrieked Cecil. Cassidy was in her room knitting when Cecil’s army burst through the doors and attacked! And before Cassidy closed her eyes for the last time Cecil threw her in the old, cold, and surprisingly moldy attic.

    Thursday, June 18, 2015

    What Goes Around Comes Around

    What Goes Around Comes AroundBy Hannah Walker
          Before you start reading this story I would just like you to remember this phrase: What Goes Around Comes Around.  Jerry Colden stood in a wide open field, dozing drowsily, and singing.  “Oh I must be the smartest boy in the world!!!” He laughingly sang. He had dispassionately stolen a Red Flash 360 Wonder-Riffic Super –Duper Extra Spectacular Jumbo Jordan Crazy Kite from Tom and Daughter’s toys. Tom’s daughter Sherry was working the cash register and getting ready for her hard earned lunch break. When Jerry sauntered in excitedly and humming ‘This Little Light of Mine’. He dug in his pocket for his 6 weeks’ worth of allowance cash when he realized it must have eased its way out of his pocket at some point of his trip! 

    He was temporally devastated when suddenly he realized he had all the perfect objects for an insane robbery. But Sherry didn’t notice any of this ludicrousness, she was enjoying a very difficult game of chess on her phone when Jerry pulled out a dangerous ice cream scoop, She retreated below the counter and made a vow to herself stating that the next time he ever need help she would ignore him.  Then Jerry dragged the kite out the market door. He cleverly dodged 3 police officers. And once he reached the Rosey Creek Lake Jerry chucked the fingerprint infested scoop into the water so no one could trace the crime back to him. He gleefully climbed up the Rosey Creek Lake Hill and manually assembled the stolen merchandise. The instructions stated A went around 5, 8 goes around W, B goes around 6, and Jerry learned what goes up must go down.
            

    Now we are caught up to the present time. He stood there idle and slightly chilly because of a slight breeze, humming This Little Light of Mine, when suddenly the wind picked up by 80%!  Meanwhile at The Toy store, Sherry was finally getting ready for her hard earned lunch break for the second time, when suddenly the TV on the wall that was playing on Red Flash 360 Wonder-Riffic Super –Duper Extra Spectacular Jumbo Jordan Crazy Kite commercial loop switched to a news flash, which was cleverly thought-up by Tom. The news flash reported that a terrible tornado was going to hit Waiter County, which is where the whole story takes place. 

    Jerry thought he was heavy enough and stubbornly didn’t move. He was so stubborn that he ignorantly ignored that the sturdy oak trees were being uprooted. Then suddenly the wind swiped him off his feet! He surprisingly but unfortunately held on to his stolen kite which made him rise even higher!!! All through the park he screamed and shouted “Help!!! Help!!! I’m flying!!!!” but nobody helped him because he was such a pain. Then suddenly Sherry swished by on her bike only to discover that her vow would come in handy sooner then she realized!!! She merrily ignored him and waved a cell phone and Ice cream scoop in the air. Then she jubilantly called 911 to report the Once-in-a-life time event.
            

    He coasted through the air for hours until he finally reached a Marvelous Oak Tree.  The kite string caught onto a branch limb and stopped him from his doom. The wind blew and blew him mercilessly until he started crying hysterically. He hung with a heavy heart for a couple hours, like a Fat Acorn. The squirrels were getting a little scared of the hysterical crying when suddenly a pink Ice Cream Scoop knocked Jerry in the head! Sherry was leading a gang of police men towards the scene. The Fire department followed behind the police and the same with paramedics. They all crowded behind the Great Oak and started cutting the Red Flash 360 Wonder-Riffic Super –Duper Extra Spectacular Jumbo Jordan Crazy Kite wire string. The paramedics took one glance at the situation and left immediately.  In fact everyone who came to the scene laughed hysterically! Jerry felt terrible because of what he had done. He sincerely apologized and returned the kite and Ice cream scoop, once he had recovered from all the blood rushing to his head he wished he hadn’t stolen the kite.

    MORAL: What Goes Around Comes Around